Ben Johnson's definitions

emotional masturbation

v. 1. Making negative comment about oneself expecting a positive and opposite remark from another;

Jane "I'm fat" Dick "No you aren't"

by Ben Johnson October 4, 2004

fishing for compliments

Making statements that encourage others to give you compliments.

see also: emotional masturbation

Jane: Notice anything different?
Billy: oh, um, love the new haircut sweety.

by Ben Johnson March 17, 2005

stukey

1. Stupid Juki. 2. A reference to any drink created by a company affiliated with Sprite.

Bob: I like drinking Piss. It's made by the same company that makes Sprite.
Tim: That's stukey!

by Ben Johnson June 16, 2003

upper deck

When you drop a duece in the tank instead of the bowl.

I upper decked the shitter at Lincoln Station.

by Ben Johnson June 17, 2003