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emotional masturbation

v. 1. Making negative comment about oneself expecting a positive and opposite remark from another;
Jane "I'm fat" Dick "No you aren't"
by Ben Johnson October 4, 2004
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fishing for compliments

Making statements that encourage others to give you compliments.

see also: emotional masturbation
Jane: Notice anything different?
Billy: oh, um, love the new haircut sweety.
by Ben Johnson March 17, 2005
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stukey

1. Stupid Juki. 2. A reference to any drink created by a company affiliated with Sprite.
Bob: I like drinking Piss. It's made by the same company that makes Sprite.
Tim: That's stukey!
by Ben Johnson June 16, 2003
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upper deck

When you drop a duece in the tank instead of the bowl.
I upper decked the shitter at Lincoln Station.
by Ben Johnson June 17, 2003
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