Definitions by Ben Dover Formee

Ryland

Someone who becomes so shit faced from alcohol they immediately morph into a fucking retard. They will break all of your shit.

Yo did you hear Ryland got so hammered at Henry’s that they put Cocoa Puffs up his ass! Looks like we gotta cancel him.

Ryland by Ben Dover Formee September 15, 2019

A total drunk who can’t handle himself and becomes a burden to everyone. He will break all your shit.

Yo that kid Ryland got so drunk he passed out butt ass naked and got fucking cereal shoved up his ass. They said he was cancelled.

Ryland by Ben Dover Formee September 15, 2019