finespam

Freaked-out, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional, Selfish, Passive-aggressive, Abusive, Malicious/Man/Men/Male

This is a gender specific acronym used to describe human males who are generally narcissistic and refuse to perform self-work, either through therapy or psychiatric care, and continually behave inappropriately or are unapologetically abusive to those around them

FINESPAMs aren't really glowing specimens of the human male and are generally equivalent to a slinky. Slinkies aren't really good for anything, but they make you laugh when you push them down a flight of stairs, and a FINESPAM is no different.

If you find a FINESPAM around you who can be described as an oxygen thief, then you can go for the lighting-round add-in of: Alcoholic, if this suits your situation. For continuity:

Freaked-out, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional, Selfish, Passive-aggressive, Abusive, Alcoholic, Malicious/Man/Men/Male

Let us not forget that, usually and more often than not, there are substances at-play with FINESPAMS, and these substances only amplify their behavior with alarming effects.

Therefore, if this situation is a spot-on match for your special someone, please feel free to go for the triple word score add-in of:

Substance Abuser

FINESPAMSA

Freaked-out, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional, Selfish, Passive-aggressive, Abusive, Alcoholic, Malicious/Man/Men/Male, Substance Abuser

Feel free to change it up, given the context specific to your situation. Enjoy!
My friend INSERT NAME HERE is really acting like a FINESPAM... He audaciously verbally attacked me for the past several days, without an apology or explanation, and told me I need to "grow-up" when I told him he needed therapy.
by Ben Devenshire January 18, 2025
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