Definitions by Ben Clintonized

harmonica 

Short form of Harlot Monica or Whore Monica (disputed), an affectionate term coined by the 42nd president, President Clinton.

"Willie!" said the first lady. "Are you going to play with your harmonica again?"

harmonica by Ben Clintonized February 12, 2004

penis 

Contraction for pen is.

The penis mightier than the sword.

penis by Ben Clintonized February 12, 2004