harmonica

Short form of Harlot Monica or Whore Monica (disputed), an affectionate term coined by the 42nd president, President Clinton.

"Willie!" said the first lady. "Are you going to play with your harmonica again?"

by Ben Clintonized February 12, 2004

penis

Contraction for pen is.

The penis mightier than the sword.

by Ben Clintonized February 13, 2004