2 definitions by Ben Ben Bruce Bruce

Iron mask

When three gentlemen splay their manhoods on a persons face to form the shape of an iron mask. One penis must lay from the forehead covering the nose. The other two penises should lie on the face underneath the eyes touching the first penis. Balls should be positioned on the forehead and both ears respectively. Best performed while someone is sleeping.

Kate passed out on the sofa so we gave her an iron mask

by Ben Ben Bruce Bruce October 3, 2007

The man in the iron mask

When someone has passed out/fallen asleep and are given an iron mask they become "The man in the iron mask". Some people say that "The man in the iron mask" weilds incredible powers.

Whilst Marmaduke lay sleeping he unknowingly became the "The man in the iron mask"

by Ben Ben Bruce Bruce October 3, 2007