Definitions by Belac Flow

Ling Ling 

Ling ling is that weird two Asian guy who calls you on your hotel phones and usually basses around Florida or Virginia

No one literally no one
*Phone rings*
*picks up phone*
“HELLO THIS IS TAO ASIAN, THIS IS LING LING HOW MAY I HELP YOU???”

Ling Ling by Belac Flow October 22, 2019