Beetle Bailey's definitions

clear wings

In the wings system, clear wings are earned by placing your face between the spread legs of your girl while she is giving herself the five-finger-gusset-shuffle. When she explosively orgasms all over your face, you have earned your clear wings.

These wings are best earned while wearing windshield wiper glasses.

"Alex wanted to know if he could borrow my windshield wiper glasses for the evening. He had invited a nasty snatch over for dinner and was out to earn his Clear Wings."

by Beetle Bailey April 21, 2009