Definitions by Beer Wolfe

Hozzlehorse 

Person of a large stature, not obese; just large and tall. A tall broad shouldered person.

We were at Luma drinking and this hozzlehorse came up to us and was aggressively speaking and pushing up against us.

Hozzlehorse by Beer Wolfe July 23, 2011

grooming your poodle 

Shaving down your pubic hair (on a man).

When you are grooming your poodle Erik says not to use the electric shaver or it will grab your chicken bag.

grooming your poodle by Beer Wolfe November 29, 2007

meatbeast 

When a person becomes so drunk and hungry that they will eat anything, including biting the people around them.

When Erik gets wasted he becomes the meatbeast and bites everybody in sight.

meatbeast by Beer Wolfe November 29, 2007