Beer Wolfe's definitions

grooming your poodle

Shaving down your pubic hair (on a man).

When you are grooming your poodle Erik says not to use the electric shaver or it will grab your chicken bag.

by Beer Wolfe November 29, 2007

meatbeast

When a person becomes so drunk and hungry that they will eat anything, including biting the people around them.

When Erik gets wasted he becomes the meatbeast and bites everybody in sight.

by Beer Wolfe November 29, 2007

Hozzlehorse

Person of a large stature, not obese; just large and tall. A tall broad shouldered person.

We were at Luma drinking and this hozzlehorse came up to us and was aggressively speaking and pushing up against us.

by Beer Wolfe July 23, 2011