Definitions by Beer Vampire

Australian Relief 

Coming in extremely late to relieve a co-worker

Jen was working real late because the0 bloke after her gave her an Australian relief.

Australian Relief by Beer Vampire February 7, 2020

Snatchccident 

Accidentally grabbing someone's lady parts.

Donald Trump grabbed the pussy, but it was totally by snatchccident.

Snatchccident by Beer Vampire October 11, 2016

nigger rigged 

(v) To construct something poorly, to do something hal-assed, to jerry-rig something but do it sloppily. This word comes from the construction industry.

It was getting dark and cold so I nigger rigged the furnace to warm us up but I would make a service call before that thng blows up

nigger rigged by Beer Vampire December 7, 2009

soup men 

n. These are the actors who work in bukkake videos. They supply the goo for the money shot, hence this is what they are called.

"Sorry babe, not tonight. I have a 9AM casting call playing the 8th soup man."

soup men by Beer Vampire May 7, 2005

Swingling 

(v.)- To constantly try and prove you know more then anyone else around you. While you actually may even be right, the sheer fact that you incessantly have to prove it makes you the most annoying guy or gal in the room.

I told him about a new Czech beer I tried last night and began Swingling his own experiences in Prague and drinking fermented eskimo piss with Laplanders.

No one want to hear you Swingle about your trip to Vegas, we all know what happens there.

Swingling by Beer Vampire February 22, 2005