Beef Tschirky's definitions

Crapid Response

When you are the rapid response nurse for the shift and you get called to an emergency while on the John.

Nurse Brando: “they called a crapid response when I was in the middle making a deposit in the porcelain bank of my favorite bathroom!”

Nurse Zack: “that sucks dude, you’ve got to stop taking the rapid response pager to the porcelain throne”

by Beef Tschirky January 10, 2019