Definitions by Bee Vomit

Shitposting 

Using social media while on the toilet

My constitutional is slow so I’m multitasking by shitposting.

Shitposting by Bee Vomit October 29, 2020

Asshat 

The silly miniature sombrero tour guides put on their burros for tourists at the Grand Canyon.

That's some asshat right there.

Asshat by Bee Vomit October 11, 2020