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Someone who spews turds out of their mouth and their ears think it’s in the tune of Taylor Swift, but because her songs sound horrible to many human ears, it sounds like someone defecating on the carpet or tiles after removing their undergarments.
I heard a breakup on the radio, and I wanna get swifty in here. I took off my pants and panties as well.
by Beavis Is Awesome July 15, 2023
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About 3 years after He Man won the battle of Castle Greyskull “(a fluke imo), Lord Skeletor had a plan to use his magic to reverse things except most things about himself. This spell made He Man into a gender-bended version of himself with notable a female voice, smaller shoulders, and lipstick. Everyone in Greyskull called him “She Man”. After he/she was shunned, She Man became evil and everyone praised Lord Skeletor because he was the hero. She Man was jealous of the newly named Lord of all Things Skeletor and everything in life was happily ever after.
She Man is a horribly disguised woman. You can tell by that bad shape of makeup.
by Beavis Is Awesome July 2, 2022
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