Beat Service's definitions

Noser

When you hear something so funny while drinking a beverage it comes out your nose.

I was watching the Daily Show the other night and was laughing so hard I got a Noser.

by Beat Service April 29, 2020

Light dawns on Marblehead

When something obvious is finally recognized by some stupid shit.

It might be a good idea to wear a mask after Donald Trump caught COVID-19.
Ah, light dawns on Marblehead!

by Beat Service October 2, 2020