Bearded Cactus

Pubic hair that goes to the tip of the penis.

Dude, Frank's dong looks like a bearded cactus.

by Bearded Cactus April 3, 2015

slut hungry

When you're so hungry that your standards for food decrease. Then upon eat your meal you feel bad about yourself.

Last night I was slut hungry and ate at Arby's.

by Bearded Cactus June 3, 2016