Bearded Bob's definitions

Myotrichopogonophilia

A specific aesthetic attraction or movement that celebrates the intersection of three components in the mature male physique: Myo- (Muscles/Strength), Tricho- (Dense Body Hair), and Pogono- (Beard). It is the appreciation of earned resilience and natural masculine vitality over hyper-perfected, cosmetically-altered ideals.

"I wasn't sure what to call the specific look, but then I realized it was pure Myotrichopogonophilia—the dedication to functional fitness, a thick chest of hair, and an epic beard."

by Bearded Bob December 28, 2025

Bator-Babble

When chronic bators start to goon, and are unable to speak coherently, so rely on grunts, random sounds, and general “babble” loud and expressive and generally used during cam-bate or phone-bone where another gooner joins the bate-babble. Also applicable to group bate or circle jerks for serious bators.

Dude…I got to a place after huffing where I lost the ability to speak or think and all I could do was beat my meat and do bator-babble with a random gooner on the other end of the phone.

by Bearded Bob December 28, 2025