Definitions by Bean slinger

hopnuts 

When you bounce around and your nuts hop

Sorry man, I'm getting hopnuts from all hopscotch

hopnuts by Bean slinger January 23, 2025

crusticcles 

When your balls so damn sweaty they crust over like plaster.

Dude, I got really bad crusticcles

crusticcles by Bean slinger January 23, 2025

poopjama 

When you shit yourself in your onesies and it leaks down to your leg.

Aw damn man, I just poopjamad in my brand new Nike onesies

poopjama by Bean slinger January 23, 2025

alershal 

An act of terrorism by both an Indian man and a Mexican man.

That guy alershaled my house

alershal by Bean slinger January 23, 2025

jaquator

The center of josh, from forehead...to between my balls. Through the butt hut and up Mount Retardus up to the mighty ginger weave

Have you been to the jaquator? Question mark?

jaquator by Bean slinger January 14, 2025