The act of listening to music while vigorously masturbating to a picture of old English women named Gertrude.
by Bean Pole McGraw June 14, 2016
Nickname for someone who would swim a mile after running a half marathon after eating a french toast slugger at Denny's, whilst fighting off horny teenagers with a mighty firm beanpole all while naming their child "Beowulf".
by Bean Pole McGraw June 14, 2016