2 definitions by Bean Pole McGraw
Nickname for someone who would swim a mile after running a half marathon after eating a french toast slugger at Denny's, whilst fighting off horny teenagers with a mighty firm beanpole all while naming their child "Beowulf".
by Bean Pole McGraw April 12, 2016
The act of listening to music while vigorously masturbating to a picture of old English women named Gertrude.
by Bean Pole McGraw April 12, 2016