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Fweep

A fweep is is the brief disruption of urinary flow due to dried semen, resulting in a brief spray of two little jets at right angles parallel to the urethral slit .
Went to go pee hours after sex and there was a tiny spray happened then my stream resumed it’s normal course.
Dude that’s called fweep!
by Bauxb November 29, 2023
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schmooish

A person who claims to be a Jew, but pays mere lip service to the tenants of faith
My friend Mr Schneider; Man I was barbecuing some pork ribs and Mrs Schneider came by and knocked them off the grill saying we're Jewish, dude!
Me, later to Mrs Schneider; Hey you like pizza right?
Mrs Schneider; Yeah.
Me; You like pepperoni?
Mrs Schneider; Yeah.
Me; You are Schmooish.
Mrs Schneider; What is that?
Me; You schmick and schmoose schmich is Jewish!
by Bauxb March 12, 2025
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Bruce it up

A close trim using clippers ala Bruce Willis
My hair is a little bit nappy, gonna go Bruce it up
by Bauxb July 3, 2021
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