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The resin that collects in your brain as a result of smoking excessive amounts of weed, causing cognitive congestion.
1st worker; What is up with the new guy, he seems like he's not getting it.
2nd worker; What that guy? His head is full of bong boogers!
2nd worker; What that guy? His head is full of bong boogers!
by Bauxb July 9, 2016
Get the bong booger mug.A fweep is is the brief disruption of urinary flow due to dried semen, resulting in a brief spray of two little jets at right angles parallel to the urethral slit .
Went to go pee hours after sex and there was a tiny spray happened then my stream resumed it’s normal course.
Dude that’s called fweep!
Dude that’s called fweep!
by Bauxb November 29, 2023
Get the Fweep mug.My friend Mr Schneider; Man I was barbecuing some pork ribs and Mrs Schneider came by and knocked them off the grill saying we're Jewish, dude!
Me, later to Mrs Schneider; Hey you like pizza right?
Mrs Schneider; Yeah.
Me; You like pepperoni?
Mrs Schneider; Yeah.
Me; You are Schmooish.
Mrs Schneider; What is that?
Me; You schmick and schmoose schmich is Jewish!
Me, later to Mrs Schneider; Hey you like pizza right?
Mrs Schneider; Yeah.
Me; You like pepperoni?
Mrs Schneider; Yeah.
Me; You are Schmooish.
Mrs Schneider; What is that?
Me; You schmick and schmoose schmich is Jewish!
by Bauxb March 12, 2025
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