Definitions by Bart S.

Seymore Butts 

The most juvenile and boring of all the "when you say this name semi-fast it kinda sounds dirty... I Know!! let's prank call someone!!" jokes. Most likely the first one you learned.

- "Hello, is Seymore Butt's there"
- "Hold on, I'll check..."

Seymore Butts by Bart S. May 7, 2003