Definitions by Barry Sprout

Manchester Handshake 

Two people greeting each other with a hug, while simultaneously reaching around to steal their wallets from the back pocket.

Never met each other before, and they both went in with a manchester handshake!

Manchester Handshake by Barry Sprout November 16, 2013

Bum Terrors 

Explosive diarrhea

Sorry, I can't come out tonight, I gots the bum terrors somethin' aweful!!

Did you get the bum terrors after that meal last night? I fucking hope you did! I didn't even want to eat in that shitbox restaurant!

Bum Terrors by Barry Sprout November 16, 2013