Baron Von Peppenvort's definitions

Cheese Sarnie

Used to describe feelings of paranoia, usually following excessive drug consumption.

"Fooking ell mate, you look well fruity!"
"I know, Cheese Sarnie our kid."

by Baron Von Peppenvort January 27, 2007

Old Brass

A term used to describe mature women, generally older than yourself.

"Did you get any birds last night?"
"Yeah man! I pulled some Old Brass!"
or
"Pulled a bird lat night"
"Oh yeah was she fit?"
"She wasn't bad, but she was Old Brass"

by Baron Von Peppenvort April 28, 2007

Clumpton

A futuristic device for clumping your way around. Bit like ED209. Comes with mounted chaingun for sorting those troublesome girlfriends. Has a hover mode to make getting to work extra easy probably fits in half a parking space too - bonus.

Can be found on Perfect Dark Zero "Mint just found mesen a Clumpton!"

by Baron Von Peppenvort December 20, 2006