Baron Von Kristophe's definitions

smacktard

A person that says or does things so unbelievably stupid that you feel the burning urge to smack them (repeatedly) upside the head.

Jim: Hey Bob, did you know that Mr. T was actually white?
Bob: (walks over, smacks Jim across the head) You fucking smacktard, do you even know what you're saying?

by Baron Von Kristophe June 1, 2007

Killtastrophe

In Halo 3, obtaining 8 kills within 4 seconds of each other; one step up from Kilimanjaro.

Holy shit! That guy just caused a Killtastrophe!

by Baron Von Kristophe December 27, 2007