Definitions by Baron Von Kaputnick

cheese pants 

The event of unexpected ejaculation in ones pants, through extreame excitement to outside stimuli.

After walking up to the brand new Ferrari, Alex proceded to make himself a pair of cheese pants. However, this was nothing compaired to the cheese pants that Kurtis made after seeing the head cheerleader flash him.

cheese pants by Baron Von Kaputnick July 30, 2008