Barney Stinnson's definitions

Sugnyan

Mostly non alcoholic. Alcoholic people don't drink cos they are alcoholic. Sugnyans' being non alcoholic, drink. Cos they aren't alcoholic. They find this funny.
Also, they love funny people like Norm Macdonald.

Why don't you have a drink? You are Sugnyan.

by Barney Stinnson November 23, 2021

Sugnyan

Usually non alcoholic.

Alcoholic friends of theirs being alcoholic, don't drink. But Sugnyan's, being non alcoholic, drink. They find life funny that way.

They love to watch Chris Farley and Norm Macdonald do stand-up.

Hey why are you drunk?
Cos I'm Sugnyan.

by Barney Stinnson November 22, 2021