5 definitions by Barnaby J
When a dude's got backed up yellow rain from failing to drain the lizard, it will cause what the scientists call an "erection," aka a boner, baby arm, long-necked mushroom, helmeted broomstick, purple-headed beanstalk, etc. In order to avoid confusion/humiliation that this is an erection caused by sweater-meat, nipplites, lady butts, or vagina-time, one would place a note on the zenith of the tent-pole rager which tries to poke through the denim, cotton, polyester, wool, or loin-cloth. This note simply states pee pee. The note itself is the pee pee rager page.
-Whoa dude, please tell me that's a handgun in your pants...
-I can't do anything about it. it's there cus I have to pee so bad.
-Well you can't walk around the locker room with your dick all hard like that, someone might think you're a gay. Here, tape this pee pee rager page on the apex of your hog. So as to avoid confusion.
-Wow thanx. Wanna play listen to Counting Crows later?
-I can't do anything about it. it's there cus I have to pee so bad.
-Well you can't walk around the locker room with your dick all hard like that, someone might think you're a gay. Here, tape this pee pee rager page on the apex of your hog. So as to avoid confusion.
-Wow thanx. Wanna play listen to Counting Crows later?
by Barnaby J August 15, 2008
When a dude's got backed up yellow rain from failing to drain the lizard, it will cause what the scientists call an "erection," aka a boner, baby arm, long-necked mushroom, helmeted broomstick, purple-headed beanstalk, etc. In order to avoid confusion/humiliation that this is an erection caused by sweater-meat, nipplites, lady butts, or vagina-time, one would place a note on the zenith of the tent-pole rager which tries to poke through the denim, cotton, polyester, wool, or loin-cloth. This note simply states pee pee. The note itself is the pee pee rager page.
-Whoa dude, please tell me that's a handgun in your pants...
-I can't do anything about it. it's there cus I have to pee so bad.
-Well you can't walk around the locker room with your dick all hard like that, someone might think you're a gay. Here, tape this pee pee rager page on the apex of your hog. So as to avoid confusion.
-Wow thanx. Wanna play listen to Counting Crows later?
-I can't do anything about it. it's there cus I have to pee so bad.
-Well you can't walk around the locker room with your dick all hard like that, someone might think you're a gay. Here, tape this pee pee rager page on the apex of your hog. So as to avoid confusion.
-Wow thanx. Wanna play listen to Counting Crows later?
by Barnaby J August 15, 2008
by Barnaby J August 15, 2008
1. Another way of saying "nuthin' sis," or "nuthin' bro," or "nuthin' couz."
2. Tossing and rotating poop while shoveling dirt or miming the shoveling of dirt.
3. Eating Fig Newtons
2. Tossing and rotating poop while shoveling dirt or miming the shoveling of dirt.
3. Eating Fig Newtons
-Hey, wutup?
-Ooh you know, just Flippin' the shit and doin' the dig. You?
-Nuttin... What the hell did you just say?
-What? What just happened? I must've blacked out or something-call a doctor.
-Ooh you know, just Flippin' the shit and doin' the dig. You?
-Nuttin... What the hell did you just say?
-What? What just happened? I must've blacked out or something-call a doctor.
by Barnaby J August 15, 2008
-Hey mike, can i borrow your notebook to hide this fantastically huge pee pee rager during passing time to hide the overwhelming embarrassment?
-Fuck no, use your own notebook. or just tape on a pee pee rager page.
-I was going to but couldn't find any tape, and the stapler's out of staples.
-No problem, just use this hot glue gun.
-I think I love you.
-Fuck no, use your own notebook. or just tape on a pee pee rager page.
-I was going to but couldn't find any tape, and the stapler's out of staples.
-No problem, just use this hot glue gun.
-I think I love you.
by Barnaby J August 15, 2008