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A wongawoo is a term used to describe tech lords who support surveillance capitalism. It is used to refer to them in a negative light. The term is not to be confused with the word woongawoo which is used to refer to something cute and adorable.
The wongawoo collected the user’s data in order to profit off of something that didn’t belong to him. The wongawoo collected more data to bully and steal intellectual property. That wongawoo looked similar to the snapchat dancing hotdog filter and hotdogs in general.
by Bard Party January 4, 2026
Get the Wongawoo mug.A woongawoo is something cute and adorable. This term is often used to describe creatures that give you a look that makes you melt with happiness.
Verb: Woon
The word is not to be confused with the word wongawoo which is something completely different.
Verb: Woon
The word is not to be confused with the word wongawoo which is something completely different.
The woongawoo’s face shined bright with a gentle smile. The woongawoo was wooning at the person it cuddled.
by Bard Party January 4, 2026
Get the Woongawoo mug.Big Brother is a term introduced by online communities to describe the person or people monitoring your electronic devices. It references companies gaining an unfair advantage through data collection. Big Brother is a running joke online. It’s a synonym to the word Wongawoo.
by Bard Party January 9, 2026
Get the Big Brother mug.Legal theft is when a person or business does something legally, yet it is still theft or practically illegal. It’s the reason some business people are boarder line criminals.
Example A
A company had customers sign a shady mile long contract they can’t negotiate with to use an essential service. It was legal theft.
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The law allowed for companies to get away with anything they want and people lost their rights. They committed legal theft.
A company had customers sign a shady mile long contract they can’t negotiate with to use an essential service. It was legal theft.
Example B
The law allowed for companies to get away with anything they want and people lost their rights. They committed legal theft.
by Bard Party February 19, 2026
Get the Legal Theft mug.Legal theft is when a person or business does something legally, yet it is still theft or practically illegal. It’s the reason some business people are borderline criminals.
Example A
A company had customers sign a shady, mile long contract they can’t negotiate with to use an essential service. It was legal theft.
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The law allowed for companies to get away with anything they want and people lost their rights in the process. They committed legal theft.
A company had customers sign a shady, mile long contract they can’t negotiate with to use an essential service. It was legal theft.
Example B
The law allowed for companies to get away with anything they want and people lost their rights in the process. They committed legal theft.
by Bard Party February 19, 2026
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