Definitions by Banjo Q Pussywhistle

Eben

1) See SHUMP
2) See CUTTY
3) Self righteous, pompous, know-it-all. Like's to begin sentences with "The thing about (insert subject here) is..." in a tone that suggests complete knowledge of the subject.

Eben is a shump.

Eben by Banjo Q Pussywhistle April 8, 2003