1 definition by Banjo Q Pussywhistle

1) See SHUMP
2) See CUTTY
3) Self righteous, pompous, know-it-all. Like's to begin sentences with "The thing about (insert subject here) is..." in a tone that suggests complete knowledge of the subject.
Eben is a shump.
by Banjo Q Pussywhistle April 8, 2003
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