Definitions by Balls with Nuts

Turd Furguson 

A very shitty person who often smells like he or she was passed from the bowels of an 80 year old woman.

See Curtis....that's all the explaining you need. Turd Furguson

Turd Furguson by Balls with Nuts October 16, 2008

curtass 

Curtass is the inert act of shitting your pants on purpose then trying to blame it on someone else while trying to shake it out of your pant leg.

Damn did you just pull a curtass?
Looks like they pulled a curtass!!!

curtass by Balls with Nuts October 16, 2008