44 definitions by Balls Obama

Caillou disease

A rare form of cancer that causes the person affected to loose there hair, causing extreme whining, and causing all people nearby the patient to feel sympathy.

Joe: Omg i have caillou disease
Matt: That sucks
Joe: I want candy!
Matt: Bro no.
Joe: *Cries*
Matt: Omg im so sorry here is all my life saving in the form of candy

by Balls Obama July 21, 2022

Conservative

Someone who wants to keep values from 2000 years ago.

Person:Let’s legalize homosexual marriage.
Conservative:NOO THE BIBLE SAYS NO GAY!!!

by Balls Obama May 4, 2023

Cock

Cock

Cock

by Balls Obama May 11, 2023

Melania Trump

A gay orgy in which the participants are all above the age of 70 and weight at least 300 pounds.

Dude, that Melania Trump was lit.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Marjorie Taylor Greene

A lesbian sex position in which a woman rubs her wet pussy against an open wound, cleansing the wound with her pussy juice.

She likes Marjorie Taylor Greene

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Sarah Palin

When a woman masturbates by rubbing her vagina against the Bible.

Amy loves to Sarah Palin.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Balls obama

Me

I am balls obama

by Balls Obama July 21, 2022