The highest reality attainable in the Gooning multiverse. Cosmic-level gooning. Gooning in the 5th dimension. A state of goon so pure that god sheds a tear.
“Jelq. Edge. Goon. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect Gooner. But Doctor Proctor the Prostate Doctor accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction—access to the r/feet subreddit. Thus, the Fjordglimper was born. Using their ultra-super powers, the Fjordglimper has dedicated their life to fjordglimping, or gooning on such a level that our feeble human minds would shatter under its weight.”
by Balls ™ April 11, 2025