Definitions by Balanced Breakfast Lover

Balanced Breakfast 

When you are doing a girl or she is giving you head, right before you cum you pull out and jiz in one of her eyes and then take a shit in the other. As the happens you must yell out BALANCED BREAKFAST!

i gave that girl a distusting diarehha balanced breakfast yesterday

Balanced Breakfast by Balanced Breakfast Lover March 13, 2008