Definitions by Baku Goose

NTW 

NTW is an abbreviation that originates in Scotland that stands for "Nail The Whale".
The exact origin is unsure but it's thought to have originated in the Glasgow area (possibly South side of Glasgow) and realtes to the sexual conquest of some girl who was smitten by a guy called Skoot Mackoo.

"What you up to tonight ?"

"I'm out looking for Skoot"

"Looking for Skoot ? Why"

"I'm gonna NTW tonight"

NTW by Baku Goose July 24, 2009

keich 

Scottish jobby. Approx 9"-14" in length (varying thickness) and must protrude from the water in the bowl of the toilet pan and look as though it's "keichin' oot the water"

Went to see some friends off to the coast and had a monster keich..... looked like the Loch Ness Monster trying to climb oot the lavvy

keich by Baku Goose July 13, 2009

McBain 

To have legs like bleached white pipecleaners and bear a striking facial resemblence to Mr Bean.

Check out that dude in the shorts.... he's SO McBain !!!

McBain by Baku Goose July 13, 2009