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S.I.M.P
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When you
got
Squirrels
In Your Pants
.
“What’s up with Candace?”
“She’s got SIMP”
“Who is Candace
simping
on?”
“No I
mean
she’s got S.I.M.
P
”
“Ahhh, makes more sense.”
S.I.M.P
by
Bajibbles
January 15, 2021
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2020
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Remember when people
thought
2012
was the year the
world
was gonna end?
2020:
Just
...
wtf
???
2020
by
Bajibbles
November 12, 2020
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rbt
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Random Breath Test
Tests
police
use to check the
blood
alcohol
percentage of random drivers. Uses a breathalyser device.
"
Sorry mate
,
ill
be running
late
, had an rbt."
rbt
by
bajibbles
August 24, 2006
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