Jace

Jace is a person who has the most beautiful ass in the entire world. It is so delicious that you could eat it on a silver platter with nothing else. You'd be lucky if he farted near you. His gas cures Covid, appendicitis, and halitosis. His eyes sparkle like a puddle of mud. But be careful, if he accidentally spits on you, his saliva is made of sulfuric acid and will burn your skin.

Have you met that Jace? Yes I'm praying he chooses to fart on me, I've been sick for months!