Badboy Bryson's definitions

Chavmas

A yearly celebration of the birth of Santa and the dressing of all children in Burberry and drinking of much Thunderbird and Lambrini. It is a wicked time of year, a time for TV and giving bling and blowing your bonus on getting smashed on Wife Beater and getting into a ruck with local scallies. This usually starts in August and finishes in February.

"Merry Chavmas everyone!"

"What you doing for Chavmas Kev?"
"Dunno Barry but I love Chavmas, what you doin for Chavmas?"
"Mostly getting minging, mostly!"

by Badboy Bryson December 15, 2004