Bad C dev's definitions

Node.js

A heavy-weight memory-intensive high-level slow language which is the latest "hype", even though severs using Node.JS are notorious for their lag spikes due to random stop-the-world garbage collection.

Whoever the fuck says Node.JS is "lightweight" is retarded. Hello world for C linked to musl commits 4kb of RAM and takes 0ms to run. Hello world with NodeJS 14 commits 34MB of RAM and takes 397ms to run.

Node.JS is a sick old dog. Let's put it out of its misery and get a young puppy named Go.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

Ryabushkina

Maria Ryabushkina has the most perfect body. Massive subreddit r/MariaRyabushkina is devoted to worshipping her.

Ryabushkina is the pinnacle of female objectification in America.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

~!@#$%^&*()_+

The most secure password in the world according to every password checker I've ever used. Also, the easiest to remember. Can be recreated by holding down shift while pressing the top row of keys (`1234567890-=) in order.

I use ~!@#$%^&*()_+ for my password all the time.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

ZHQ

Abbreviation for Zelda HeadQuarters. Zelda is a popular series of video games, comics, action figures, discontinued pre-releases, countless collectibles, and Zelda itself.

I made my room into a ZHQ shrine to Zelda.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

Fuck NRA

Fuck the NRA. Guns kill people. You think guns protect you? You're wrong. It's actually very hard to kill someone unless you have a car or a gun or a cliff or a bottle of poison. Harm someone? Cakewalk. Maim someone? Easy. Kill someone? Insanely difficult without the right tools/resources. I know this from personal experience as I've tried a many a times to no avail. There's nothing a gun can defend you from that won't be solved if no one else has guns of their own. The NRA is the voice of the evil gun lobbyists trying to get more guns on the street to make more profit. Every time there's a school shooting, every blithering idiot rushes to the store to buy guns to "defend themself." Where will it end? It ends here, on Urban Dictionary, with this definition.

Fuck NRA. Uzis kill people, not game.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

Nubiles

An online porn website and company devoted to beautiful women posing nude.

I can't stop spending money on Nubiles. Porn has never tasted so delicious.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

NeverFap

Your lifelong commitment to self-improvement and happy living via NoFap.

After I joined NoFap, I pledged to NeverFap again. I'm doing this for my sister, who died while being aggressively raped by a porn addict. Fuck porn!

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021