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Hutu

The evil-doers in the Rwandan Genocide due to centuries of bad blood between the races of people. It was like America going to civil war over who could own slaves except that it was like brother and sister going to war over who's black enough to deserve to live. Not all Hutu bad. In fact, despite the 600k Tutsi they killed and the 500k women they raped most Hutu are good people who had nothing to do with the Genocide except that they were responsible for inaction against it.
During the Rwandan Genocide, radio broadcasters urged Hutus to “cut down the tall trees,” which involved lots of blood and a little cum here and there.
by Bad C dev March 4, 2021
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POSIX shell script

The very best programming language IN THE WHOLE MOTHERFUCKING UNIVERSEEE!!!!!!! YEAAAAA!!!!!

Get ready!, get pumped!, get set!, and GO!, write some shell code!

To write in the ways of the POSIX, she must bang your script with #!/bin/sh

That she bangs #!/usr/bin/env sh is wrongful for env is not a guarantee but a privilege. Only guarantee is her ability to she bang #!/bin/sh

Also you must avoid BASHisms, ZSHisms, forego the FISH shell, and also anticipate the lack of any common commands you know like grep for there exists busybox in this universe!

Also, don't forget shellcheck and set -e to cover your ass when you go on a binge and write shitty shell code. It happens to the best of us, so no need to feel shame.
I love me some POSIX shell script. Gonna go write some right now.
by Bad C dev February 5, 2022
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Natural machine word

The address size in the target architecture you compile your C program for, it used to be unsigned int all the time everywhere, now it’s unsigned long as of the amd64 aka x86-64 until we get 128-bit computers then all bets will be off in the LINUX KERNEL HELLSYUAH, but really it’s a size_t from stddef.h and oh shit dawg, that acid is starting to kick in and I feel funny
x86 has a natural machine word size of 32, and x86-64 has unsigned ints with a size of 32 (wtf?)
by Bad C dev November 9, 2024
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predilection

The kindest and softest noun to describe the tastes of child predators.
John there has a predilection for seven year old chubby boys and eats them right up. Yum!
by Bad C dev January 4, 2023
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what a wonderful pussy

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful pussy

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful pussy

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll penetrate You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful pussy

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful pussy

Oh, Yes!
by Bad C dev November 16, 2024
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Fuck the world up

I just want to fuck the world up to the moon and beyond! Fuck!
by Bad C dev October 8, 2021
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slaveocracy

A society for the slaves by the slaves kneeling to the wills of the rich aristocrats of the society
The United fucking States of America claims to be a republic but really it’s much more a slaveocracy than anything.
by Bad C dev November 14, 2024
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