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Morning wood
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When you wake
up in
the
morning
and have a
boner
Man I
got some
morning
wood
Morning wood
by
Bacon62812
November 26, 2017
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Random wood
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When your in the
middle
of class and you get
a random
boner
because you forgot to do your homework
Wow
that kid
got some
random
wood there
Random wood
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Bacon62812
November 26, 2017
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