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Morning wood
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When you
wake
up in
the morning and have a
boner
Man
I
got some
morning
wood
Morning wood
by
Bacon62812
November 26, 2017
Get the
Morning wood
mug.
Random wood
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When your in the middle of
class
and you
get
a random
boner
because you forgot to do your homework
Wow
that kid
got some
random
wood there
Random wood
by
Bacon62812
November 26, 2017