poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.

Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by Bacon friez November 03, 2023

Karen

1. A name
2. Slang to call an entitled woman an absolute jerk

Karen: excuse me!? Get me your manager
Jon: Ok, Karen.
Karen: DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME THAT!

by Bacon friez December 06, 2023

Bruv

The superior Bruh

Fredrickson: Bruv, did you just say "Bruh"? thats a bit cringe, innit mate?
Jon: Bruh.
Fredrickson: Bruv.

by Bacon friez December 04, 2023

abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxy&z

the alphabet but somethings wrong.

Jhon: I can say the alphabet!
jon: lets hear it!
Jhon: abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxy&z.
jon: thats very good. wait, somethings wrong about it.

by Bacon friez November 03, 2023