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Shithook
A name coined by a deeply disappointed father after realizing his middle child has again sat and played video games and Turtle-headed his white underwear.
Said father pulls his middle child care to the backyard and hoses his bare bottom with the dad coining the phrase “I’m not raisin’ no shithook” as the older child watches from inside at the spectacle before them.
Said father pulls his middle child care to the backyard and hoses his bare bottom with the dad coining the phrase “I’m not raisin’ no shithook” as the older child watches from inside at the spectacle before them.
Shithook by Backyard Spectacular June 11, 2025