Shithook

A name coined by a deeply disappointed father after realizing his middle child has again sat and played video games and Turtle-headed his white underwear.

Said father pulls his middle child care to the backyard and hoses his bare bottom with the dad coining the phrase “I’m not raisin’ no shithook” as the older child watches from inside at the spectacle before them.
That boy Jason is a shithook, he’s been on the computer all day again.
by Backyard Spectacular June 11, 2025
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Shithook

One who craps in their pants and gets hosed off in the back yard by their father
by Backyard Spectacular June 11, 2025
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