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After you've taken a shit and are ready to leave the bathroom, you are struck with a crucifixion of your internal organs causing you to shit a second time and repeat the pooping process over again.
"I was about to leave the bathroom when all the sudden The Second Coming took place upon my bowels."
by Backhand Blasphemy January 1, 2017
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