Definitions by Baba Ganoush

Thitch 

The non-binary term for bitch.

Sam is so strong, they're a badass thitch.

Thitch by Baba ganoush May 22, 2020

photo swerve 

To avoid being in a picture.
The opposite of photobomb.

When I'm drunk I don't photobomb, I photo swerve.

photo swerve by baba ganoush May 5, 2014

sphincter 

That's your buttholepeeping turtle!

I'll have a pancreas, two sphincters, and a large coke.

sphincter by Baba Ganoush November 27, 2003

Sopalophagus 

Snuffalufagus' cousin. Has a nose with the resemblance of a penis. Likes saxamaphones and long walks on the beach. Quite the douche bag.
Baba Ganoush!!!!!!!!!!

Why did sopalophagus die out?
Because you touch yourself at night!

Sopalophagus by Baba Ganoush November 27, 2003