Definitions by BT Cruiser

pastey gangster

A drunk night at a party, followed by Jack in the Box or Taco Bell, which causes a pastey crust to form around your butthole which you can't wipe off unless you have baby wipes.

I ate so much crap that I have a pastey gangster.

pastey gangster by BT Cruiser November 20, 2007

open faced roast beef 

Oversized, over-used, stretched out vagina lips, hanging from the crotch area, resting on the inner thigh, as if to be an open faced roast beef sandwich.

When your at a party, you meet a chick, you stick your hands down her pants, and there's more meat in your hands than in hers. That's open faced roast beef.

open faced roast beef by BT Cruiser November 17, 2007