BSC's definitions

marto

to go bright red when it has been widely broadcast around an office that you have been having sex with colleagues on company property, especially the company showers - from the posh pronunciation of Tomato.

Also from the individual most likely to have committed the offence (J Marto Martin).

"Man - that dude from accounts is marto - he was doing that bird from marketing in the company showers and the cleaner caught him"

by BSC November 3, 2003