21 gun salute shit

An attempted shit where one makes loud intense farts, but no actual crap comes out.

I wish I could deuce, but all I've been doing in the bathroom is a 21 gun salute shit.

by BS Man February 21, 2006

butt rot

The unconfortable itchy feeling in the anus usually after a terrible wiping experience

Brock: So how'd that deuce go?

Pierce: Awful, it was one of those craps that took 150 wipes. My anus will be itching in no time

Brock: That sucks, your gonna get butt rot

by BS Man February 12, 2006