The unconfortable itchy feeling in the anus usually after a terrible wiping experience
Brock: So how'd that deuce go?
Pierce: Awful, it was one of those craps that took 150 wipes. My anus will be itching in no time
Brock: That sucks, your gonna get butt rot
An attempted shit where one makes loud intense farts, but no actual crap comes out.
I wish I could deuce, but all I've been doing in the bathroom is a 21 gun salute shit.