BR D3M0N's definitions

Chude

A penis that is 25 feet wide and 1 mm in length.

omgwtfbbq steve has a chude.
omg i just got banged by a chude, it hurt.

by BR D3M0N April 7, 2009

Giraffe With a Bayonet In It's Ballsack

The description of a really disgusting bagel.

Eww ZOMGWTFBBQ this bagel tastes like a giraffe with a bayonet in it's ballsack!

Dude, look at his bagel, looks like a giraffe with a bayonet in it's ballsack.

by BR D3M0N April 9, 2009