Definitions by BMWBrian

obmwc

Obligatory BMW Content, used in BMW-specific message boards and web forums to indicate that the text following the acronym brings the topic into compliance with the forum rules (where discussion of BMW topics is required); Used to qualify a poster's off-topic discussion.
Also see OOTC, obligatory on-topic content

The boss had me ready to kill him at work today.

OBMWC:But at least I get to drive my BMW home from work through the canyon. HE gets to drive his Buick!

obmwc by BMWBrian December 7, 2006

duff 

v. 1. to not follow through with plans to meet someone;
2. to ditch a person

We had plans all week to leave town together this weekend, but he duffed me once again.

duff by BMWBrian October 28, 2006

ROLMFAO 

Internet jargon for Rolling Over Laughing My Fucking Ass Off

Seeing the proud new owner of the Picasso painting actually put his elbow through it had me ROLMFAO.

ROLMFAO by BMWBrian October 23, 2006