pwee

For use when you need a poo and a wee at the same time. also used whn you are sitting on the toilet and your poo and wee slips out at the same time.
Also a 'suprise pwee' is when you are standing having a wee but you poo yourself.

"I'm bursting for a pwee"
"I've just pweed myself"
"I thought i needed a wee but a pwee came out"

by BFG & Jimbo November 03, 2005