Definitions by BAM -- I'm scene!
Salty Pirate
A girl is giving you head, and right before you cum, you pull your dick out and squirt it in her eye so she is blinded. Then, when she stands up, you kick her as hard as you can in the shin so she hobbles around like she has a peg leg. GROWL!
Salty Pirate by BAM -- I'm scene! January 31, 2005
Dog in the Bathtub
When you're "doing" a girl, and you try to get both your balls AND your dick inside of her (there isn't enough room for both).
Dog in the Bathtub by BAM -- I'm scene! January 31, 2005