B. Porter's definitions

Jew-Haul

v. What occurs when two Jewish individuals meet on Jdate or similar dating website and decide to move in together after an inordinately short period of dating, much in the fashion of lesbians (see also to U-Haul).

Ari and Lyna met 4 months ago and are moving in already. Way to Jew-Haul it!

by B. Porter January 29, 2009