Definitions by B. Miller

Rectals 

a.k.a. Sliders. A greesy late night mini-hamburger, most likely purchased from White Castle, usually causing severe pelvic discomfort and bowel instability when consumed.

Man, I'm drunk and it doesn't look like I'm gonna get laid, let's go get some rectals!

Rectals by B. Miller October 22, 2003

Field Grimace 

A healthy boner and/or erection.

Dude, I totally got a field grimace when I watched Thora Birch take her shirt off in American Beauty.

Field Grimace by B. Miller October 22, 2003

Field Grimace 

A field goal in the game of American football.

Al Del Greco just kicked a game-winning field grimace!!

Field Grimace by B. Miller October 22, 2003

laying pipe 

Pooper sex.

Man, I was laying pipe with this one nasty chick last night and she farted and cried at the same time.

laying pipe by B. Miller October 22, 2003